(USB is laying smugly in bed while CR is sitting up)
USB: sooo... what's your name?
CR: uhh... I don't know. you can just call me CR... since it's writen on my head.
USB: cute! I like it, it suits you!
CR: dude we just met, don't- be weird- whatever... what do you want me to call you...
USB: sorry, sorry, it slipped out, I swear! I think I'm a USB drive, so call me USB!
CR: ok.
(apologetically) USB: sorry.